I had never been so deeply jealous in my entire life. Ok, maybe once before I was jealous of one girl in school. She seemed so put together, her outfits were always cute she had or has lovely hair, no acne, handsome hand-on boyfriend. She was one of those girls …
Month: March 2017
Some Mondays are created to remind you why you hated school in the first place and why you were supposed to be Dangotes’ Daughter so that you would not work a day in your life. My point being every single assignment you didn’t do over the weekend and all the …
Dear Ladyromford, Right now you do not feel very confident or sure of yourself. I know right now your looks make you feel like you do not measure up. I know that you are not really bothered about being not one of the “popular” girls in school but you are …
Heart pounding, toe bleeding, eyes spitting fire, tears flowing, hurt cascading up and down my soul emanating from the injured toe to my brain, I turned to behold the love of my life who at that moment I could have sworn was Hitler’s incarnate. And I said in very calm …
“ARRGGHH!!!” (If only my scream was this Janded!!) I screamed/cried at the top of my lungs. I had gone straight to the ugly cry no branching; imagine with me, the most blood curling, pain full, painful scream you have ever heard, that must’ve been what Mr. Man heard as he …
You’re engaged, wedding plans have kicked off and the fights have kicked off….. For the benefit of non-Nigerians let me explain how most Christian marriages work in Nigeria. As a good Nigerian Christian girl (I am a Christian so I will explain how it works for me and my family). …
“This is too simple! “You need something with some embellishment (a.k.a. bling)”….. It is not befitting”…. Look this wedding is not only about you. To my shock, horror and sadness those where the words I heard when my mother and father saw what I considered and still do, to be …