I had never been so deeply jealous in my entire life. Ok, maybe once before I was jealous of one girl in school. She seemed so put together, […]
Monday Blues
Some Mondays are created to remind you why you hated school in the first place and why you were supposed to be Dangotes’ Daughter so that you would […]
Dear 15 Year Old Me
Dear Ladyromford, Right now you do not feel very confident or sure of yourself. I know right now your looks make you feel like you do not measure […]
Tears and Doctors (II)
Heart pounding, toe bleeding, eyes spitting fire, tears flowing, hurt cascading up and down my soul emanating from the injured toe to my brain, I turned to behold […]
Tears and Doctors
“ARRGGHH!!!” (If only my scream was this Janded!!) I screamed/cried at the top of my lungs. I had gone straight to the ugly cry no branching; imagine with […]
I can’t keep Calm I’m getting Married …….Part 2
You’re engaged, wedding plans have kicked off and the fights have kicked off….. For the benefit of non-Nigerians let me explain how most Christian marriages work in Nigeria. […]
I can’t keep calm I’m getting married…….. Part 1
“This is too simple! “You need something with some embellishment (a.k.a. bling)”….. It is not befitting”…. Look this wedding is not only about you. To my shock, horror […]